Me The Peoplez
I Hold Theese Truths to Be Frickin' Obvious, I Guess.
Hey... name's Cory. I may tell you about myself one of these days. For now I'd like to just thank Zack and Stacy for inviting me to write this blog on the wholso.me site, and for basically telling me I can write whatever the fuck I want (more on that later). Thanks guys... I hope to make you proud by being more crass and sarcastic than you could have possibly imagined.
I don't really post original shit on my Tumblr page, I just repost things that amuse my child brain. That could change I suppose. Not the child brain; the posting tendencies. You probably shouldn't go there though.
I exist on Facebook too.
Twitter as well, but I don't really Tweet. I still don't really understand it. I don't mean that in some deep, existential way - I just don't get it. So whatever you do, you should absolutely not follow me on Twitter.