DJ Z | Put My $ Where My Mouth Is

Where, I put My Money Where My Mouth Is!




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In the beginning Shecky created DJ Z and the his Money. And his Money was without form, and void; and Jive-ass Bullshit was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Shecky moved upon the face of the waters. And Shecky says, Let there be music: and there was music. And Shecky heard the music, that it was good: and God divided the music from the Jive-ass Bullshit. And called the music Wholesome, and the Jive-ass Bullshit he called Bogus.

And Shecky says, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed. And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind: and Shecky saw that it was good.

“This is where the quote goes man”
— Z

And Shecky says, Let us make DJ Z in our image, after our likeness: and let him have dominion over the tunes on the air, over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. DJ Z and his Money; he made them both.

And Shecky blessed them, and Shecky says unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the music, and subdue it: and have dominion over the the Money, and put it where your Mouth is.

And they were both naked, man and woman, and were not ashamed.

And the evening and the morning were the first day.