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Everything will be O.K.
— Cecil "the CYNICAL" Moose

CYNiCYL®

Everything will be O.K.

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(Sin-A-Sil) Acynicylilium HCL

Reduces Cynicism by up to 70%

What is Cynicyl® ?

Cynicyl® (acynicylilium hydro-chloride) is an anticynicicant in a group of drugs called unselective bullshit uptake enhancher (UBUEs). Acynicylilium HCL affects chemicals in the brain that may become unbalanced and cause depression, panic, anxiety, or obsessive-compulsive symptoms.

Cynicyl® is used to treat cynicysm, pessemism, ennui, anxiety disorders, boredom, and realism.

Cynicyl® may also be used for any and all purposes not listed in this medication guide.


Precautions:

Not a low calorie food.

Use of Cynicyl ® , may cause such common side effects as unstoppable diarrhea, the dry heaves, shingles and scurvy, temporary or permanent blindness and convulsions leading to a coma. Rarely, with prolonged use, other side effects may occur such as limited bladder control, loss of feeling at the extremities and festering boils.

May cause loose stools.

May cause eyelid skin darkening which may not be reversible, and there is potential for increased pink iris pigmentation which is likely to be permanent. There is a potential for hair growth to occur in areas where Cynicyl ® comes in repeated contact with skin surfaces.

Some people can have serious skin reactions while taking Cynicyl®, some of which can become life-threatening. These can include rash, swelling, redness, and peeling of the skin. Some people can have allergic reactions to Cynicyl®, some of which can be life-threatening and include: swelling of the face, mouth, and throat that can cause trouble breathing. If you have these symptoms or have a rash with peeling skin or blisters in your mouth, stop taking Cynicyl® and get medical attention right away.

Some people have had changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, suicidal thoughts or actions while using Cynicyl® to help them reduce cynicism. Some people had these symptoms when they began taking Cynicyl®, and others developed them after several weeks of treatment or after stopping Cynicyl®. If you, your family, or caregiver notice agitation, hostility, depression, or changes in behavior, thinking, or mood that are not typical for you, or you develop suicidal thoughts or actions, anxiety, panic, aggression, anger, mania, abnormal sensations, hallucinations, paranoia, or confusion, stop taking Cynicyl® and call your doctor right away. Also tell your doctor about any history of depression or other mental health problems before taking Cynicyl®, as these symptoms may worsen while taking Cynicyl®.

If you experience reality or reality-like symptoms while using Cynicyl®, discontinue use immediately!